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The discussion revolves around sharing and enjoying "lame" jokes, with participants contributing various puns and one-liners. Jokes include classic setups like "A duck walks into a pharmacy..." and "Why did the chicken cross the road?" along with playful wordplay, such as "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick." The humor is characterized by its groan-inducing quality, with many jokes eliciting laughter despite their simplicity. Participants also engage in light banter about the nature of humor, with some jokes being deemed too funny to qualify as "lame." The thread highlights a shared enjoyment of corny humor and the camaraderie that comes from exchanging jokes, creating a lighthearted atmosphere.
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In the UK, right after a bombing. Look at the guy in the lower right
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WWGD said:
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So? We call that instinct.
 
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Poor door... :frown:

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DennisN said:
Poor door... :frown:

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Similar to the "disabled toilets", which always seemed a bit pointless if you read the sign literally. I notice they're now usually labelled "accessible toilets", although I don't think that's solely a reaction to grammatical ambiguity...
 
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DennisN said:
Some signs in Chinglish to lighten up the day...

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Another I think I've told before, but we lived in Brunei for a few months in the 1980s. Every restaurant that served alcohol had a (legally mandated, I guess) sign in Malay and English saying "Muslims are restricted to drinking alcohol in this restaurant". At least that's what the English said - I presume the Malay text said the exact opposite...
 
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WWGD said:
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To be fair you are not supposed to leave glasses lying around in the city center.
 
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Ibix said:
So a week later they're still there?
They were requesitioned. It's what they would have wanted.
 
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Break room at Twitter.

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Borg said:
Break room at Twitter.

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Reminds me of Nero .... Fiddled whilst Rome burned
 
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davenn said:
Reminds me of Nero .... Fiddled whilst Rome burned
Which reminded me about the CD/DVD burning software "Nero Burning ROM" which has a hilarious icon (a picture of Colosseum on fire):

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I've successfully burnt countless of discs using that software, without having to fiddle with it.
 
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Man gotta point here:
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dextercioby said:
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I smell a conspiracy between Riemann and Daimler!
 
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fresh_42 said:
I smell a conspiracy between Riemann and Daimler!
The Daimler bendz, you say?
 
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Oh lord! Won't you fix my, Mercedes that bends?
 
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That got me thinking too.
Just like nature abhors a vacuum, the natural tendency of a car tire is to go flat - and where else but where it is touching the flat earth.
 
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(Christmas Sale Photos from € 40 on.)
 
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So that would be a Paiñata?
 
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fresh_42 said:
You missed the ones in New York, Ohio and South Carolina... at least. :wink:
 
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You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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jtbell said:
You've probably heard of cherry tomatoes... how about these?

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Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
 
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fresh_42 said:
Right at the lower right corner where it says the Bahamas, I thought for a moment it was The Barbarians.
 
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Bystander said:
Yes; so what's the joke/gag/humor? They've been in the stores around here (CO) the last five, maybe ten years.
never seen them till now.

I thought it was cute labeling.
Salad Tomatoes --> Lettuce Out.
Sweet --> with a picture of a bee ( are they honey sweet, maybe )
Cherubs --> Heavenly, with green angel wings
 
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Vanadium 50 said:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why do we call them "buildings?" Once they're done, we should call them "builts."
 
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And doctors graduate, and they spend the rest of their whole life practicing.
 
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Pedestrian A rolled into a gutter after being struck by an automobile.
Pedestrian B came along, looked down at Pedestrian A and asked, "Say there, have an accident?"
Pedestrian A replied, "No, thanks, just had one!"
 
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