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93% of statistics are made up on the spot[1].WWGD said:4/3 of the people cannot do basic Arithmetic or Statistics...
How about the other 10%?Ibix said:93% of statistics are made up on the spot[1].
[1] Ibix, https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/collection-of-lame-jokes.25301/post-6188344, retrieved 3rd June 2019.
Are normal disputed.WWGD said:How about the other 10%?
Lies and damned lies, I believe.WWGD said:How about the other 10%?
Why was the grape on the floor?jtbell said:What did the grape do when someone stepped on it?
It let out a little wine.
Speaking of wine...jtbell said:What did the grape do when someone stepped on it?
It let out a little wine.
There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.WWGD said:How about the other 10%?
There are 10 kinds of people, those who count in binary and those who don't.DrClaude said:There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
This was already saidmfb said:There are 10 kinds of people, those who count in binary and those who don't.
DrClaude said:There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
Hurkyl's response to this upthread is good. Humanino's response - next post after Hurkyl's - is priceless.mfb said:There are 10 kinds of people, those who count in binary and those who don't.
How does an Australian nurse know whether she had a good time last night?davenn said:What is an Aussie girls favourite wine ?
"When are we going home?"
probably hahahastrangerep said:[And would I receive an infraction for giving the answer here on PF?]
Ibix said:Hurkyl's response to this upthread is good. Humanino's response - next post after Hurkyl's - is priceless.
Mark Twain said:If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
And you hear reverse-recorded messages that Elvis is alive.Vanadium 50 said:What happens when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
Well, you know he only left the planet.jtbell said:And you hear reverse-recorded messages that Elvis is alive.