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The cat from next door has been showing up asking for breakfast the last few mornings. Turns out my neighbor tossed her outside and took off for rehab. I've got another mouth to feed for a few weeks.

I had frozen margaritas ready to hand out on Halloween night. Not a single trick or treater. Had to drink the whole dang pitcher myself.

Last week we were having a discussion in chat about Grand Unified Theories (GUTs). I mentioned that we probably get a couple of GUTs posted every week at the PF. You won't see many GUTs hanging out around here, though. Most tend to fall into moderation, and are never seen again. Trust me, some of these GUTs you wouldn't want to see.

A couple of other members in chat stated that they had GUTs of their own. I confessed that I do not have a GUT. However, I do have something even better:...

When I was in kindergarten a local author lady came to our class to read us a book she had written.

The story was about a little boy whose parents were going away on a long trip. Before they left, they gave him a box of crackers. His mom told him, "Eat one cracker every day, and when the box is empty, Daddy and I will be home."

So his parents left, and the little boy obediently ate his single cracker every day. As the weeks went by, he began to miss his mom...